Suburban Standoff
Audition Date: September 27, 2026
| When: | Sept 27 2:00pm-4:00pm and Sept 28 7:30pm-9:30pm |
| Callbacks (if Needed) | TBD |
| Where: | St David’s Presbyterian Church, 132 Main St. N, Campbellville, ON |
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| Monologue not required, cold read from the script. There is no need to book an audition time as the director will be pairing actors in various roles to play off each other (group readings).
Sides available upon request; please send an email to Info@miltonplayers.com Please show up at the beginning of auditions Sunday OR Monday. Show Synopsis: Ty is desperate and out of options. Hoping for quick cash, he plans a late-night home invasion with his sharp-tongued ex-stripper girlfriend, Candy. The job seems simple— until they discover they’ve chosen the wrong house. Hank and Nancy, the seemingly ordinary home owners, are anything but helpless. Cool-headed and disturbingly knowledgeable about guns and self-defense, they quickly turn the tables, transforming a routine robbery into a wild and comedic standoff. As the night spirals out of control, secrets surface and loyalties shift, leaving one burning question: who’s really in control—and who’s just trying to survive? Rehearsals: Tuesday 7:30pm - 10:30pm; Thursday 7:30pm - 10:30pm; Sunday 6:00pm - 9:00pm Show dates: January 29, 30, 31, Feb 4, 5, 6, 2027 at The First Ontario Arts Centre Milton. ALL show dates, production week, and mid-run pick up rehearsal are mandatory. This is a volunteer, non-paid, non-union production. This show may be entered into/adjudicated in the ACT-CO festival |
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| Character Descriptions | |
| HANK – (50-65) Retired military special forces commander. Married to Nancy. He is not enjoying his retirement. NANCY – (50-65) Retired military interrogator. Married to Hank. She is fully embracing her retirement and new found freedom. TY – (20-35) Down on his luck, wrong side of the tracks type. He struggles to survive. Dating Candy. He has never attempted to commit a crime before. CANDY – (20-35) Former stripper with a heart of gold. Dating Ty. She is very nervous about Ty’s plan. |
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